If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
(via littledrummerbitch)
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
(Source: pretendplaytime, via psychedelic-novoselic)
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via patrickcherub)